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Crooked House Liquid Assets
The house was never straight. Molasses and sorghum on brown-butter chocolate, fresh ginger sharpening every corner, spice you feel in the back of the jaw.
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Crooked House is the molasses-and-ginger pour with a lean to it. Molasses and sorghum built on a brown-butter cocoa base, fresh ginger sharpening every corner, warm baking spice you feel in the back of the jaw a beat after you swallow. It’s warm and dark and just crooked enough to keep interesting. In hot milk it turns deep molasses-brown with a ginger bite.
The Look: Molasses-dark. The tin mix is a deep brown flecked with spice. As a melt bar, the chevron sets in dark molasses-brown, warm baking-spice dust in the valleys, a white royal-icing line piped along one ridge so it reads like a snow-lined roof. In the cup it goes deep spiced-brown.
Ingredients
Cocoa powder, cane sugar, condensed-milk solids, cocoa butter, molasses, sorghum syrup, brown-butter solids, fresh ginger, warm baking spice (cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg), vanilla.
Allergy Information
Contains milk. Produced in a facility that also handles eggs, wheat, soy, tree nuts, peanuts, and sesame.
Dietary Information
Vegetarian. Gluten-free. Non-GMO. No artificial colors. No high-fructose corn syrup. Contains dairy. Alcohol-free.
Storage
Liquid Assets is a dry shelf product until you add heat. Keep the tin and the bars cool, dark, and sealed — a pantry at 60–70°F (16–21°C), away from the stove, away from a sunny window. Best within 12 months of the seal date. The tin re-seals; press it shut and the mix keeps its bloom. The chevron bars can wear a pale gray cocoa bloom if they warm up and re-set — that's cocoa butter surfacing, not spoilage, and it melts out clean the second it hits hot milk. Once you've prepared a cup, drink it hot; it doesn't keep and it won't wait.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| size | 8 oz Tin, Melt Bars 6-count (3 oz) |
Nutrition Facts
Serving size dry (28g)
% Daily Value*
- Total Fat 4g 5%
- Saturated Fat 2.5g 13%
- Trans Fat 0g
- Cholesterol 5mg 2%
- Sodium 70mg 3%
- Total Carbohydrate 21g 8%
- Dietary Fiber 0g 0%
- Total Sugars 17g
- Protein 2g
- Vitamin D 0mcg 0%
- Calcium 0mg 0%
- Iron 0mg 0%
- Potassium 0mg 0%
* The % Daily Value (DV) tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
Ingredients: Cocoa powder, cane sugar, condensed-milk solids, cocoa butter, molasses, sorghum syrup, brown-butter solids, fresh ginger, warm baking spice (cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg), vanilla.
Contains milk. Produced in a facility that also handles eggs, wheat, soy, tree nuts, peanuts, and sesame.
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Shipping policy
At our Company, we understand the importance of timely delivery. We offer a variety of shipping options to suit your needs, including standard, expedited, and express shipping. Our dedicated team works diligently to process and dispatch your orders promptly, aiming to deliver them to your doorstep within the estimated timeframe.
We strive to provide fast and reliable shipping to our customers. Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
- Dispatch: Within 24 Hours
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.
- International delivery time 5 to 7 business days
- Cash on delivery might be available
- Easy 30 days returns and exchanges
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on factors such as product availability, destination, and carrier delay
Returns policy
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from our website. If for any reason you are not entirely happy with your order, we’re here to help. Certain exclusions and conditions may apply, so we encourage you to review our detailed return policy for more information. Rest assured, our goal is to ensure your complete satisfaction with every purchase you make from our website
- Returned items must be unused, undamaged, and in the same condition as received.
- Original tags, labels, and packaging must be intact and included with the returned item.
- Proof of purchase, such as your order confirmation or receipt, is required for all returns.
Shipping policy
At our Company, we understand the importance of timely delivery. We offer a variety of shipping options to suit your needs, including standard, expedited, and express shipping. Our dedicated team works diligently to process and dispatch your orders promptly, aiming to deliver them to your doorstep within the estimated timeframe.
We strive to provide fast and reliable shipping to our customers. Here’s everything you need to know about our shipping process:
- Dispatch: Within 24 Hours
- Free shipping across all products on a minimum purchase of $99.
- International delivery time 5 to 7 business days
- Cash on delivery might be available
- Easy 30 days returns and exchanges
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on factors such as product availability, destination, and carrier delay
Returns policy
We want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase from our website. If for any reason you are not entirely happy with your order, we’re here to help. Certain exclusions and conditions may apply, so we encourage you to review our detailed return policy for more information. Rest assured, our goal is to ensure your complete satisfaction with every purchase you make from our website
- Returned items must be unused, undamaged, and in the same condition as received.
- Original tags, labels, and packaging must be intact and included with the returned item.
- Proof of purchase, such as your order confirmation or receipt, is required for all returns.
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